First, find an Ashmaster, since my wife refuses to do this.
Second, make sure I'm deceased. This is important!
Then, have me cremated. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
Divide the ashes into ten small urns. (Ive updated the list from time to time, because (sadly) pubs keep closing. RIP Trinity Hall. RIP Flying Saucer Addison. Added Flying Saucer Ft Worth. Added The Ranch in Las Colinas. Added Tavern on Main Street.)
Place one urn in each of the pubs listed on the map. His Lordship needs to move along, since some of the original stops have closed.
Gather the mourners and put His Lordship back together before the funeral.